"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
me: babe come over
bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place
me: my parents are out
here’s a gif i just made of shrek dancing by himself in a wedding dress
I’ve waited FOREVER for this
I’d buy a shrexbox onion just for this game
the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.
Ariel you whore.
this could be us but you playin