Shrequille O'neal

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

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youngstero:

here’s a gif i just made of shrek dancing by himself in a wedding dress

youngstero:

here’s a gif i just made of shrek dancing by himself in a wedding dress

bobmarleynephew:

I’ve waited FOREVER for this

givemesomeknope:

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Some

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BODY

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silvahound:

I’d buy a shrexbox onion just for this game

silvahound:

I’d buy a shrexbox onion just for this game

scroogerello:

the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.

ruinedchildhood:

Ariel you whore.

genitaled:

this could be us but you playin

genitaled:

this could be us but you playin